squided:

this is my favorite flagged post at the moment 

algrenion:

“i wish i lived in the country side!”

no u dont. You dont want to have to drive an hour just to get some McDonalds. There is nothing to do here and everyone is racist. My neighbour’s chickens got stolen last week

amn3stia:

My GPA at the beginning of the semester vs. finals week

thebootydiaries:

demon, after possessing me: now that i have control over y-

me: y'know.. this is actually kind of hot, if you think about it.. romantic, even. in a way

demon: *immediately exorcizes itself*

fucked-up-world-2002:

British people be like

*wakes up during a heart transplant*

Right what’s all this then

readableporn:

finding-luciano:

the-dwemereths-numidium:

westcountryadventure:

ocfos:

rainberrywarrior:

grovie:

tiqerboy:

elpiso:

spock-ho:

theoldness:

bitch…omg

omfg

slam me in that Showert Deluxe… get me an omniwash™

this is a carwash for people

I hear if you turn them all on at once you can use the water pressure to glitch past the boss room

You fucker

I can’t see him but I just feel his energy

I can feel the aura and I know exactly who it is you ass

This is 1000x more terrifying than any dream I will ever encounter.

crazybuttcheeks:

imoldbutimstillintothat:

anaisnein:

I am an adult and do not want protection from adult content

I want protection from adult content such as bills and work and laundry